Vin de Napkin - Naughty Nurse

On the heels of this announcement from White Rocket Wine Company, I can’t let a chance to comment about “French Maid” wine and a press release headline that includes the phrase, “Ooh La La!” go unchecked.

It’s no wonder the French hate us “Ugly Americans.”  Whatever the good folks at White Rocket are spending on focus groups, please break me off a slice and I’ll brainstorm label names for you.

$500 out of my pocket to the first wine company that releases a wine called, ‘Chuck Norris.’